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Je resterai toujours étonné du nombre de personnes qui se disent webdesigners / webdev ... Le pire c'est qu'apparemment, ils ont des clients...

Qualifications

I am working towards a BSc (Honours) Computing degree and a Certificate in Web Applications Development with the Open University

Skills:

CSS

(X)HTML

Basic knowledge of JavaScript

Dreamweaver

Photoshop Elements 7

Qualifications:

T183 Design and the Web

TT280 Web applications: design, development and management

TT281 The client side of application development

Un diplôme de qualitay.

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Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

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bonjour je vent ma voiture sans premis car j'ai de nouveau projet je la vent avec tout l'équipement voulant sport , les deux siége bacquet , neon vert sous voiture le prix et de 8000 a débare

OMG

Autant de fautes, c'est pas permis.

Edited by JL_GO87

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