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J'aime beaucoup le support de Pokerstars. La première fois que je leur ai écrit, j'ai été surpris par leur professionalisme, leur rapidité et la qualité de leur réponse. Un bien bel exemple du service client à l'anglo-saxonne.

 

Et puis je me suis dit que ça pouvait être marrant...

 

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Mail #1

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hello,

 

i have few questions

 

1 ----- whats a pair please ?

2 ----- i have hand but poker is not okay with flush, i draw spades at the end of river and i get chips or chips?

3 ----- why is poker?

 

ty,

manub

 

Réponse de PS

 

Hello Manuel,

 

Woudl you be so kind as to restate questions two and three for us?

 

Regards,

 

Adam

PokerStars Support Team

 

Quel dommage, même pas de tentative de réponse... Pourtant j'étais clair, non? :)

 

Seconde tentative, envoyée il y a peu :

 

Hello,

 

I would like to beat the world record of the maximum number of Pokerstars

tables opened at one time by the same account. Do you have any idea what

that record might be? I can currently reach 55 tables but after that my nose

starts to bleed.

 

Thanks,

MB

 

Réponse de PS: dans la nuit sans doute.. :D

 

Des idées de trucs à leur écrire?

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----- Original Message -----

Sent: 2006/05/18 16:15:06

To: support@pokerstars.com

Subject: interface bug ?

sorry,

I think I just experienced a bug.

if you look closely at hand #4751122857, you will notice that I actually won a hand today. How can that be ? are you gonna fix that ?

sincerely yours

J ham B

- réponse une heure plus tard :

Hello Jean-Baptiste,

Congratulations on winning this hand. Let's hope it's the first of many.

Regards,

Jacob

PokerStars Support Team

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Bon j'espere que les fautes d'anglais sont intentionelles, c'est ce qui fait que c'est marrant.

surtout why is poker?

pourquoi est poker? une vrai question existentielle :D

la 2. j'aimerais bien la comprendre lol

a propos du nose qui bleeds -> mouahahahaha :D:D

jaybee -> ahahah

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Des idées de trucs à leur écrire?

j'ai échangé deux mails "passionnés" avec eux, car j'avais reçu un mail de mise en guarde suite à l'usage du français dans le chat.

quelqu'un m'avait dénoncé, c'est beau internet !

bref, je leur ai dit que c'était honteux quand on discutait avec un simple observateur etc.

je leur ai dit que la plupart des joueurs français était en train de faire une pétition contre ça... Ben mon bluff n'a pas marché mais c'est comme ça que j'ai appris que PS était situé au costa rica et que les patrons étaient israeliens.

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----- Original Message -----

Sent: 2006/05/18 16:15:06

To: support@pokerstars.com

Subject: interface bug ?

sorry,

I think I just experienced a bug.

if you look closely at hand #4751122857, you will notice that I actually won a hand today. How can that be ? are you gonna fix that ?

sincerely yours

J ham B

- réponse une heure plus tard :

Hello Jean-Baptiste,

Congratulations on winning this hand. Let's hope it's the first of many.

Regards,

Jacob

PokerStars Support Team

très bon !

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Réponse de PS

Hello Manuel,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

If you have 55 open at one time, I believe you are likely the record

holder, well, that is if you are playing simultaneously. We don't really

keep the records for these things, but the most I have personally seen is

32 being played at one time.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

Regards,

Randy

PokerStars Support Team

Ils ne se soucient donc pas de ma santé... :D

put**n, 32 ?!

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J'aimle beaucoup de support de Pokerstars. La première fois que je leur ai écrit, j'ai été surpris par leur professionalisme, leur rapidité et la qualité de leur réponse. Un bien bel exemple du service client à l'anglo-saxonne.

Et puis je me suis dit que ça pouvait être marrant...

--------------------------------------

Mail #1

--------------------------------------

hello,

i have few questions

1 ----- whats a pair please ?

2 ----- i have hand but poker is not okay with flush, i draw spades at the end of river and i get chips or chips?

3 ----- why is poker?

ty,

manub

Réponse de PS

Hello Manuel,

Woudl you be so kind as to restate questions two and three for us?

Regards,

Adam

PokerStars Support Team

Quel dommage, même pas de tentative de réponse... Pourtant j'étais clair, non? :)

Seconde tentative, envoyée il y a peu

Hello,

I would like to beat the world record of the maximum number of Pokerstars

tables opened at one time by the same account. Do you have any idea what

that record might be? I can currently reach 55 tables but after that my nose

starts to bleed.

Thanks,

MB

Réponse de PS: dans la nuit sans doute.. :D

Des idées de trucs à leur écrire?

moi j'ai quelques questions que j'ai pas osé leur poser :

how much did you raked me since i registered on stars (ils ont l'info mais la donneront pas)

could you put shares of pokerstars? to sell in the fpp store i want a part of you

pour le fun :

how do you make a year answering me per mail?

are you married?

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Vu leur manque de souci concernantr ma santé, je leur ai réécrit. Réponse plus tard dans la nuit?

Hello,

Let me first state that I love Pokerstars, I think you guys are the best.

Currently I've been pushing the limits of what can be done playing with multiple tables simultaneously, and I've noticed strange things. Starting with 24 tables, my eyes get sore. At 37, my stomach hurts and I feel like my brain is going to explode. At 55, my nose starts bleeding and I get so nauseous that I can't keep opening new tables. A friend of mine told me last week he was going to try 76 tables, and I haven't heard from him in three days. Lastly I heard this rumor that some taiwanese guy ate one of his own fingers after reaching 90 tables or so. Crazy dude, uh? I think I can beat him though.

Whenever I close my eyes, I have the pokerstars interface remanently imprinted on my vision. Please help! What is your policy towards extreme multitabling and its consequences? Maybe I should talk to a lawyer about that.

Thanks,

manub

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Voilà la réponse et tout ce que je tiens à dire c'est "bravo le support de Pokerstars!" :D

Hello Manuel,

Thank you again for your email. Obviously, our software is intended for

entertaiment, and should be used in moderation. If you happened to look at

Kobayashi this last week after downing all those dogs, you would surely

notice that he was about "purge" due to his herculean efforts.

I am afraid that you very well might be risking the same, except if you

continue to abuse your obviously fragile state in this manner, you very

well might end up mimicking a scene from the movie "Scanners" or "The Fury".

This would no doubt result in a rather large cleaning bill, not to mention

what it would do to your long term expectations.

For now, I would cut back on the number of tables you play, at least until

further research can be done, ;-0

Regards,

Randy

PokerStars Support Team

PS: Kobayashi est un japonais qui a mangé une cinquantaine de hot dogs à la suite je crois.

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Sur Titan on a juste droit a un "merci et a bientot". :cry: Faudrait qu'ils embauchent 2-3 comiques pour augmenter la popularité de la room. Aussi, quelques rigolos payés pourais venir raconter des histoires droles aux tables pour détendre l'atmosphere.

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C'est méchant de faire ça au support de PS, qui répond généralement dans les deux heures à n'importe quelle question (je les ais contactés deux fois, deux fois une réponse pro et super rapide).

Mais le topic est à mourir de rire :lol:

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Quelques heures après...

Hello,

I am very unhappy with your software. Let me tell you why in details.

First, the program only deals two cards. What's up with that? Everyone knows Gim Rummy is played with ten cards. Then, there's all this fuss about "call" or "raise" but no discard pile! That's, like, cheating.

I have downloaded other programs like yours in the past and I have never encountered that problem.

I would appreciate a reply. Please note that I am an engineer with a very high IQ, so don't start with me. Alright?

Thanks

MB

PS: I couldn't locate the Backgammon section either.

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Quelques heures après...

Hello,

I am very unhappy with your software. Let me tell you why in details.

First, the program only deals two cards. What's up with that? Everyone knows Gim Rummy is played with ten cards. Then, there's all this fuss about "call" or "raise" but no discard pile! That's, like, cheating.

I have downloaded other programs like yours in the past and I have never encountered that problem.

I would appreciate a reply. Please note that I am an engineer with a very high IQ, so don't start with me. Alright?

Thanks

MB

PS: I couldn't locate the Backgammon section either.

t'es déchainé :D

je serais le mec du support, je te freezerais ton compte pendant un ou deux jours, histoire de voir si tu continues à le relancer.

D'un autre côté, tu dois les faire sacrément rire et ils doivent se battre pour pouvoir te répondre, ça doit les changer des bourrins qui les insultent parce qu'ils ont perdu deux coinflips d'affilé

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