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Hello FU ARJEL,

We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privilege for 1 week as a result of your chat on 2010/09/16.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed.

Your chat privilege will be reinstated automatically once the suspension period is over. There is no need to write to support.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team

The following chat was observed

j'aime bien mettre ma main dans ta maman aussi

Pas UN gros mot !

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J'aurai dû choper le chat d'une de mes tables de cash l'autre soir, un mec s'assoit et balance en 1ère phrase : "Qui veut me sucer la bite ?" et il a continué comme ca pendant 30 min, entre insultes racistes et autres allusions sexuelles, tout seul, c'était drôle et pathétique à la fois

Malheureusement je n'ai pas réussi à lui prendre plus d'une cave ^^

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à noter que le mot "retard" est directement retranscrit en ***** sur PS.

Ca me fait penser que quand Bwin.fr a démarré, "Pokerstars" était directement retranscrit en ***** dans le chat, c'est toujours le cas ou pas ?

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Full Tilt Poker.fr : 21,40€ Heads Up Sit & Go, Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2010/09/21

Seat 1: armelman (1,440)

Seat 2: hero (1,560)

hero posts the small blind of 10

armelman posts the big blind of 20

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero [Kh 7h]

hero raises to 60

armelman calls 40

*** FLOP *** [7s 5c 7c]

armelman checks

hero checks

*** TURN *** [7s 5c 7c] [Kc]

armelman checks

hero bets 60

armelman calls 60

*** RIVER *** [7s 5c 7c Kc] [6d]

armelman checks

hero bets 180

armelman calls 180

*** SHOW DOWN ***

hero shows [Kh 7h] a full house, Sevens full of Kings

armelman mucks

hero wins the pot (600) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 600 | Rake 0

Board: [7s 5c 7c Kc 6d]

Seat 1: armelman (big blind) mucked [Qc 7d] - three of a kind, Sevens

Seat 2: hero (small blind) showed [Kh 7h] and won (600) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings

armelman: joli j'avais q7

hero: j'ai vu

hero: et tu mise pas ?

armelman: non j'ai l'habitude

armelman: je sais que tu pouvais avoir un full

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Amessra (BB): €100.00

jowy88 (UTG): €100.00

Sauroon (MP): €111.17

KRUNCHY20137 (CO): €56.12

Nuugz (BTN): €182.43

Babaisback (SB): €100.00

Babaisback posts SB €0.50, Amessra posts BB €1.00

Pre Flop: (€1.50) Amessra has [:6d] [:6s]

fold, fold, KRUNCHY20137 raises to €3.00, Nuugz calls €3.00, fold, Amessra calls €2.00

Flop: (€9.50, 3 players) [:9c] [:6h] [:3c]

Amessra checks, KRUNCHY20137 bets €9.50, Nuugz calls €9.50, Amessra raises to €26.00, KRUNCHY20137 raises to €53.12 and is all-in, fold, Amessra calls €27.12

Turn: (€125.24, 2 players) [:Kc]

River: (€125.24, 2 players) [:Tc]

Amessra shows [:6d] [:6s] (Three of a Kind, Sixes)

KRUNCHY20137 shows [:7d] [:7c] (Flush, King High)

KRUNCHY20137 wins €122.24

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Amessra (BTN): €100.00

jowy88 (SB): €118.08

Sauroon (BB): €186.67

KRUNCHY20137 (UTG): €122.34

Nuugz (MP): €160.80

Babaisback (CO): €100.00

jowy88 posts SB €0.50, Sauroon posts BB €1.00

Pre Flop: (€1.50) Amessra has [X] [X]

KRUNCHY20137 raises to €3.50, Nuugz calls €3.50, fold, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (€8.50, 2 players) [:Th] [:8h] [:4s]

KRUNCHY20137 checks, Nuugz bets €8.00, KRUNCHY20137 calls €8.00

Turn: (€24.50, 2 players) [:Qd]

KRUNCHY20137 checks, Nuugz bets €22.00, KRUNCHY20137 calls €22.00

River: (€68.50, 2 players) [:5d]

KRUNCHY20137 checks, Nuugz bets €46.00, KRUNCHY20137 calls €46.00

Nuugz shows [:4c] [:4h] (Three of a Kind, Fours)

KRUNCHY20137 mucks [:Qh] [:Jc] (One Pair, Queens)

Nuugz wins €157.50

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Full Tilt Poker.fr : 5,35€ Heads Up Sit & Go , Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2010/09/22

Seat 1: CRTS (1,580)

Seat 2: hero (1,420)

CRTS posts the small blind of 10

hero posts the big blind of 20

hero: xD

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero [Kd Ah]

CRTS raises to 40

hero: tu fais des 5€ maintenant ?

CRTS: TA GUEULE FILS DE PUTE

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero raises to 120

CRTS: PLUS D ARGENT

CRTS calls 80

*** FLOP *** [6c Ad Jd]

hero bets 160

CRTS raises to 1,460, and is all in

hero calls 1,140, and is all in

CRTS shows [2c Ac]

hero shows [Kd Ah]

Uncalled bet of 160 returned to CRTS

*** TURN *** [6c Ad Jd] [4c]

*** RIVER *** [6c Ad Jd 4c] [6d]

CRTS shows two pair, Aces and Sixes

hero shows two pair, Aces and Sixes

hero wins the pot (2,840) with two pair, Aces and Sixes

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2,840 | Rake 0

Board: [6c Ad Jd 4c 6d]

Seat 1: CRTS (small blind) showed [2c Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes

Seat 2: hero (big blind) showed [Kd Ah] and won (2,840) with two pair, Aces and Sixes

CRTS: JVAIS TE DEFONCER BATARD DE m**dE

hero: xD

hero: tu fais des 5€ maintenant ?

CRTS: TA GUEULE FILS DE PUTE

CRTS: PLUS D ARGENT

hero: tu veux un kebab ?

CRTS: que des coups comme ca

CRTS: je ferme full tilt

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c'est melja?

Ce type fesait de hu 20€, je lui en prend 6 sur 7 et je le retrouve en hu 50€. On à le temps d'en faire que 2 et la aujourd'hui il fait des 5€ puis des 2€ :sais-pas:

Entre temps il me sorts qu'il paye 50k d'impôts, il gagne 180k/an car il est trader blablabla.

Ah oui et je lui avait deja parlé des kebabs et il m'avait dit :

" YA PAS DE KEBAB DANS MON QUARTIER !

JE ME MELANGE PAS AVEC LA RACAILLE

JE PREFERE ME DIRE QU'iLS SONT DANS LEUR ZOO

JE SUIS SUR QUE T'ES BAZANé TOI !

VOIR PLUS "

Donc je ne pense pas que se soit Melja xD

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Bon j'imagine que ça doit être hyper standard sur le .fr mais j'arrive pas m'y faire..

Sur bwin.fr en tf d'un donkament (oui oui)

SUL8: guytoune tu sais pas jouer, c'est pour cela all in?

guytoune: Pour ton info les blinds sont de 800

guytoune: et j'ai 10BB

SUL8: Et alors?

OH MALHEUREUX, il ne faut surtout rien leur apprendre! :D

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